Funny Jokes
Funny jokes guaranteed to make people laugh, keep the conversation going and brighten the mood.
Q: How come the 2 Fours 4’s skipped lunch?
A: Because they 8 already.
Q: What did the two mathbooks say to each other?
A: Don’t bother me I have my own problems! Done.
Q: Why don’t teddy bears go hungry?
A: They are stuffed.
Q: What did the toilets say to one another?
A: We look flushed!
Q: What is the ideal time to go to the dentist? A: Tooth hurty. (230)
Q: Where do hamburgers go for dancing?
A: The meatball.
Q: What do dogs and cell phones have in common? A: They collar ID’s.
Q: What did green light say to red light? A: Don’t look now, I’m changing.
Q: What do you call a beaten up T-Rex?
A: A Dino-sore.
Q: What did the lumber jack tell the judge?
A: It was an axe-cident.
Q: What did the police say to the belly button? A: You are under a vest.
Q: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
A: Because it would be called a Foot.
Q: What is a child monkey called?
A: A chimp off the old block.
Q: What’s an anxious dinosaur called?
A: A very Nervous Rex.
Q: What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a PC?
A: The space bar.
Q: Why did the person sell yeast?
A: To raise some dough.